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What to know just about everything there is to know about Marge? Then this is the place for you! I have personally written this biography 2 times (it got deleted the first time about 5 minutes after I finished it).

Full Name: Marge Bouvier Simpson.
Age: 34.
Parent(s): Jaqueline Bouvier.
Siblings: Patty and Selma Bouvier.
Husband: Homer Jay Simpson.
Children: Bart, Lisa, and Maggie.
Current Occupation: Housewife.
Past Occupations: Police officer, Springfield Nuclear Power Plant employee, owner of the Pretzel Wagon, substitute teacher, real estate agent for Red Blazer Realty.
Criminal Record: Shoplifted a bottle of bourbon from the Kwik-E-Mart by accident.
Shoe Size: 13AA.
Hair Color: Blue #56
Admirers: Mr. Burns, Artie Ziff, Moe, Jaques, Flash Baylor.
Favorite Food: Potatoes because they're neat.
Favorite Singer: Tom Jones.
Fears/Dislikes: Once feared flying but overcame that fear when she accepted the fact that her father paved the way for other male flight attendants. Lead town-wide protest against Itchy and Scratchy when Maggie hit Homer with a mallet.
Other: Has webbed feet, played lead role in a community play, is famous for her marshmallow squares. Politically supports Mary Bailey. Was addicted to gambling. Was fired by Mr. Burns when he found out she was married.
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