 What to know just about everything there is to know about Marge? Then this is the place for you! I have personally written this biography 2 times (it got deleted the first time about 5 minutes after I finished it). Full Name: Marge Bouvier Simpson. Age: 34. Parent(s): Jaqueline Bouvier. Siblings: Patty and Selma Bouvier. Husband: Homer Jay Simpson. Children: Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. Current Occupation: Housewife. Past Occupations: Police officer, Springfield Nuclear Power Plant employee, owner of the Pretzel Wagon, substitute teacher, real estate agent for Red Blazer Realty. Criminal Record: Shoplifted a bottle of bourbon from the Kwik-E-Mart by accident. Shoe Size: 13AA. Hair Color: Blue #56 Admirers: Mr. Burns, Artie Ziff, Moe, Jaques, Flash Baylor. Favorite Food: Potatoes because they're neat. Favorite Singer: Tom Jones. Fears/Dislikes: Once feared flying but overcame that fear when she accepted the fact that her father paved the way for other male flight attendants. Lead town-wide protest against Itchy and Scratchy when Maggie hit Homer with a mallet. Other: Has webbed feet, played lead role in a community play, is famous for her marshmallow squares. Politically supports Mary Bailey. Was addicted to gambling. Was fired by Mr. Burns when he found out she was married. |
